how the fuck do people sleep with socks on
why are scientists always baffled
why can’t they just be mildly surprised
He got my attention at “pierced dick”
Noiz seduction game is strong
*tries to talk*
“you should talk more!”
fanart trade with kimiooon
sorry for the lateness school decided to bite my butt
words and phrases that are 100000000% funnier in aph austrias voice
- *sexual moaning*
- show me the booty
- fuck off
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
when blogs have the full correctly spelled name of a person or character as the url
I KNEW HIS ASS WAS LYIN’!!!
You ARE the one.
The kid is yurr son.
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can